Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
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Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
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Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.
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You live and you learn or you don't live long.
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Life is an incurable disease.
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There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.
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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
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My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
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