Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Types of Girls in a High-Tech World



Types of Girls in a High-Tech World


Girls are truly different with each other --in their personality, attitude and lifestyle. There are those who are very fashionable, enjoyable to be with and always on the go; yet there are also some who are very serious who seldom mingle; and there are also those who have many "tactics"... 

1. CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster.


2. EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight of them are nonsense .


3. HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER.


4.INTERNET GIRLS
Girls who are difficult to access.


5.MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She makes horrible things look beautiful.


6.SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.


7.RAM GIRLS
She forgets about you, the moment turns her off.


8.WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.


9.VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife''...
 When you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall
her you will lose something; if you don't try to uninstall her, you will lose everything...


10. SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her.


WHICH ONE DESCRIBES YOU???????

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Are You Sure These are Biscuits???


Have you seen biscuits before that look like shoes, combs, make-ups, wallets, bags, and even birthday gifts? I'm showing you exactly these!!! 












Quotes About Life


Just want to share you these wonderful life quotes... Hope you like them...


Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

Don't you hate when people who know nothing about you talk about you as if they do?
Don't depend too much on anyone in this world. Even your shadow leaves you when you're in darkness.

Dear Karma,
I have a list of people you missed.

I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing and I thank the ones who left my life and made it even more fantastic.



Weird and "Funny" Vehicular Accidents

Accidents are, of course, serious happenings since they may cause great damage, and the worst, they could take one's life... But some vehicular accidents, like these on the photos, are somehow funny (because of how they look) and make us wonder why and how they happened. Take a look on these pics.







Now, can you imagine how all these happened? 

Friday, February 8, 2013

Cute and Funny Quotes For Valentine's Day 2013


Valentine's Day is fast approaching. Well it's a day for everyone. I'm sure, most of us, if not all, are excited for the coming of this special day especially those who are lovers. It's LOVE that is the main subject for this celebration. This word is very known to us but it has different connotations to every person based on his experiences.

Here are some of the cute, sweet and funny love quotes. Well they are not only cute and funny, but they also make sense...
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."
Albert Einstein

"In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing."
Mignon McLaughlin

"Life is the flower for which love is the honey."
Victor Hugo

"Love is a tickle around the heart that you can't scratch."
Anonymous

"Love doesn't make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
Elizabeth Browning

"Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts."
Anonymous

But not all love stories have a happy ending. Being in love sometimes hurts you. But it doesn't mean you will stop loving and won't open your heart to others anymore. Moving on is the best solution because at the right time and at the right place, you will meet the right person who will make you happy.

"Marriage is like vitamins, we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements."
Kathy Mohnke

And when two people are too in love with each other, they end up in marriage where they are bound as one that no one and nothing can make them apart. 



Thursday, February 7, 2013

Can You Say This To Your Valentine?


Can You Say This To Your Valentine?

"I was wondering if you could lend me money for the perfect Valentine's Day date I  want to take you on."

"I'd love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died."



"Kiss me..."


Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Which One Are You?


Which one are you?

"The one who laughs first is the slowest. The one who laughs last has the dirtiest mind."

Monday, February 4, 2013

A Funny Truth


Hahahaha!    

"Not everyone has your brains. Some People are smart."

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Where Is The Ashtray?


Find the ashtray in this picture. Hey! Do not be misled! Look for the ashtray....the ashtray...

Greek smoking

Funny Puzzles You Shouldn't Ever Miss!



Have you ever tried answering mind-blowing puzzles before? Well, you got to try this very EXCITING, ENTERTAINING and CHALLENGING puzzle as well! And maybe you have also answered some of them...If so, let's see how well you can recall.

Just scroll down slowly and please be honest.... GOOD LUCK!!!

       





       man
1. ------------
      board 











Answer: man overboard 
 


How do you find it? Try the next one...









      stand
2. ------------
          i 



 


 












 
Answer: I understand 



Want to try again? How about this:







3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ 



 










Answer: reading between the lines



Oh! But don't give up yet. There are more... Try your luck!








4. 
   
      r
     road
      a
      d 




















Answer: cross road 



              

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.
 




5. cycle
    cycle
    cycle 




















Answer: tricycle 




Hahaha! Have you figured it out?


Next one... 






          0
6. ------------
       M..D. 

       Ph.D. 

























Answer: two degrees below zero 





C'mon give it a little thought ! !
 


     
7. knee 
    
light 



















Answer: neon light



( knee - on - light ) 




  It's not bad. You can still prove you are smart if you can answer this:






                ground
8. 
         ---------------
   feet feet feet feet feet feet 





















Answer: six feet underground 



Oh no, not again ! ! 






9. he's X himself 























Answer: he's by himself 




Now you are messing up big time. 






10. ecnalg 




















Answer: backward glance 




Give it another try... 

 



11. death ....... life 






















Answer: life after death 





Give it another try...




12. abababababababababababababababababababab...















Answer: long time no 'C'




Ohhh...Okay last chance .................... 






13. THINK 






















Answer: think big ! !