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| A To-Do List for Life 1. Make time for yourself. 2. Credit your effort despite the result. 3. React right. 4. Listen to your inner voice. 5. Exercise positivity. 6. Focus on the next logical step forward. 7. Be kind. 8. Appreciate people, those that have earned it. 9. Be grateful for blessings. 10. Enjoy yourself. |
Friday, May 10, 2013
A To-Do List for Life
Here are some tips for your living:
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Why Not Male Models in Car Ads?
Why female models in car ads? Why not male models?
Discover it for yourself! If male models are to replace female models in the same poses, look what will happen... LOL! They are very awkward and absolutely funny to look at...
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Saturday, April 20, 2013
Friday, April 19, 2013
Cool and Funny Street Arts (New)
We have posted similar street arts topics before. This time, we give you another batch of new and cool street arts. We hope you will be delighted...
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Why Not OnetyOne?
Why do we pronounce 22 as twenty-two, 33 as thirty-three,
44 as forty-four, 55 as fifty-five? Why not 11 as onety-one?
Cool Message to Mother-in-Law From Her Daughter-in-Law
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| Cool message to mother-in-law from her daughter-in-law:
"Dear Mother-in-law,
Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!"
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Monday, April 15, 2013
Corporate Lingo (Just For Fun)
COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY: We have no time to train you.
CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each night and some time each weekend.
DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around.
MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: We have no quality control.
CAREER-MINDED: Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
APPLY IN PERSON: If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE: We have filled the job. Our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
REQUIRES PROJECT LEADERSHIP SKILLS: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Cool and Funny Prints on T-Shirts
| Here are some super cool and funny prints on T-Shirts. Just choose one T-Shirt and get its print for free! Hurry while stocks last!  |
| My girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate... So now I've got two girlfriends. |
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| If you are rich, I am single. |
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| I'm lost. Please take me home with you? |
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| Today's To Do List 1. Read email 2. Play solitaire 3. Surf the web 4. Read email 5. Attend meeting 6. Read email 7. Play solitaire 8. Surf the web 9. Go home |
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| I GIVE 100% AT WORK 18% Monday 23% Tuesday 25% Wednesday 22% Thursday 12% Friday ------------------------------ 100% EFFORT |
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| If I'm so smart....why do I work here? |
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| I'm a programmar I'm a programer I'm a programmor I write code. |
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| Error Message Smash head on Keyboard to Continue... Yes No |
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| Intil inside, idiot outside. |
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| Conserve WATER, drink BEER! |
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Penis Waffles in Shilin Night Market in Taiwan (FUNNY!)
Penis waffle? Oh, how I love to eat it! LOL!
Maybe you got curious with these waffles and so do I. Covered with vanilla or chocolate, these waffles, though they look hilarious, taste yummy. Well, you gotta try eat these. Maybe it's quite awkward to eat it in public but it would be a big challenge... You just don't have to be dirty-minded.
You can find this in Shilin Night Market in Taipei, Taiwan.
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