Why Not Male Models in Car Ads?

Why female models in car ads? Why not male models? 

Discover it for yourself! If male models are to replace female models in the same poses, look what will happen... LOL! They are very awkward and absolutely funny to look at...

For Sale - P*niscope

Who needs this? Be honest...

Eye Check - It's a body

Did you see a p*nis or a body?

Cool and Funny Street Arts (New)

We have posted similar street arts topics before. This time, we give you another batch of new and cool street arts. We hope you will be delighted...

Why Not OnetyOne?

Why do we pronounce 22 as twenty-two, 33 as thirty-three, 

44 as forty-four, 55 as fifty-five? Why not 11 as onety-one?

Cool Message to Mother-in-Law From Her Daughter-in-Law

Cool message to mother-in-law from her daughter-in-law:

"Dear Mother-in-law,  

        Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!"

Corporate Lingo (Just For Fun)

COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY: We have no time to train you.

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each night and some time each weekend.

DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around.

MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: We have no quality control.

CAREER-MINDED: Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

APPLY IN PERSON: If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE: We have filled the job. Our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

REQUIRES PROJECT LEADERSHIP SKILLS: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

Cool and Funny Prints on T-Shirts

Here are some super cool and funny prints on T-Shirts.
 Just choose one T-Shirt and get its print for free!
Hurry while stocks last!

My girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate... So now I've got two girlfriends.

If you are rich, I am single.

I'm lost. Please take me home with you?

Today's To Do List
1. Read email
2. Play solitaire
3. Surf the web
4. Read email
5. Attend meeting
6. Read email
7. Play solitaire
8. Surf the web
9. Go home

I GIVE 100% AT WORK
18% Monday
23% Tuesday
25% Wednesday
22% Thursday
12% Friday
------------------------------
100% EFFORT

If I'm so smart....why do I work here?

I'm a programmar
I'm a programer
I'm a programmor
I write code.

Error Message
Smash head on Keyboard to Continue...
Yes    No 

Intil inside, idiot outside.

Conserve WATER, drink BEER!

Types of Girls in a High-Tech World

Types of Girls in a High-Tech World

Girls are truly different with each other --in their personality, attitude and lifestyle. There are those who are very fashionable, enjoyable to be with and always on the go; yet there are also some who are very serious who seldom mingle; and there are also those who have many "tactics"... 

1. CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster.

2. EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight of them are nonsense .

3. HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER.

4.INTERNET GIRLS

Girls who are difficult to access.

5.MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She makes horrible things look beautiful.

6.SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.

7.RAM GIRLS

She forgets about you, the moment turns her off.

8.WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

9.VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife''...

 When you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall

her you will lose something; if you don't try to uninstall her, you will lose everything...

10. SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her.

WHICH ONE DESCRIBES YOU???????

Are You Sure These are Biscuits???

Have you seen biscuits before that look like shoes, combs, make-ups, wallets, bags, and even birthday gifts? I'm showing you exactly these!!! 

Quotes About Life

Just want to share you these wonderful life quotes... Hope you like them...

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

Don't you hate when people who know nothing about you talk about you as if they do?

Don't depend too much on anyone in this world. Even your shadow leaves you when you're in darkness.

Dear Karma,
I have a list of people you missed.

I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing and I thank the ones who left my life and made it even more fantastic.