Answers of a brilliant student

Superb answers!
They should fire the examiner who set those questions.

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%

Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died?
A. His last battle.

Q. Where was the Declaration of IndependanceSigned?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
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Q. Ganga flows in which state?
A. Liquid.

Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.

Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations...


LOL! Is there something wrong?

iFamily - the Apple lover. iLove, iLike it!

The bad side of having a family being a member of iCult. Not, in all the time, that all the members of the family are happy when buying an Apple product. See it below to find out why. Just for fun.

iLike, iLove it!!!


The iFamily

LOL

Do you agree? iAgree. :P

I Am Like Obama, Funny [PIC]

There are many things that President Barack Obama likes. And above them all, he likes change. Just like this guy here, he wants change too more than Obama:
I'm like Obama I want change.

Google Plus vs Facebook (Just for Laugh)

Google Plus is here just since last few days and it is already being considered as the Facebook Killer. Facebook was also down recently for awhile which also started the rumor of the end of the Facebook.

Since lots of people are on Google Plus and many are still trying hard to get the Google Plus invitation to join it, few funny images by the Google Plus fans are already out showing the Google Plus making fun of the Facebook. Below I am sharing few of those funny Google Plus v/s Facebook images and GIFs. And if you got few more then feel free to share them here and I will include it in the post.


Loser's Circle: 1. Facebook


Facebook's death.


Google plus' versus facebook's traffic


Evolution of social networking. Modern.


Angry GooglePlus targetting facebook, yahoo, internet explorer and apple.



Google rules!!!

Is it???

Wow! Just In Time (Funny and Dramatic Animal Photography)

A good photography is a matter of time. Here are some funny and dramatic animal photos taken just-in-time. They are captured in the right time (and in the right manner?). See photos below:


Praying mantis -- I remember the Kung Fu Panda movie.


Is that a duck?


Just in time


The mighty eagle and the unlucky fish.


The hen and the puppy.


A baby sheep or a baby goat?


The climber frog





Run rabbit, run!





Mama mia!





























































Related terms:

• Just-in-time photography
• Just-in-time animal photography
• Good animal photography
• Funny and dramatic animal photo captured

First Photograph 173 Years Ago (1838)

This photograph of Boulevard du Temple in Paris was made in 1838 by Louis Daguerre, the brilliant guy that invented the daguerreotype process of photography. Aside from its distinction of being a super early photograph, it’s also the first photograph to ever include a human being. Because the image required an exposure time of over ten minutes, all the people, carriages, and other moving things disappear from the scene. However, in the bottom left hand corner is a man who just so happened to stay somewhat still during the shot — he was having his shoes shined.






It’s interesting how sheer luck earned the guy a place in the history of photography. Too bad we’ll probably never know his identity.

Incoming terms:

• First photograph of a person
• First photo taken from a camera
• Oldest photograph ever

Funny Conversations with Siri of iPhone 4S

Siri, Apple's iPhone 4S voice-activated personal assistant is a talkative tool that helps schedule appointments, send and receive and perform any number of other routine tasks. But for iPhone owners presented with the sci-fi dream of a computer that talks back in a robotic female voice, the temptation to test the app's more random -- and existential -- sides has been pretty overwhelming, too.

Siri? She's not a real threat to replace a human secretary. Here's some funny conversations between Siri and her boss (the owner of iPhone 4S):

Comments from CNN:
Elvis Duran: Where can I hide a body?
Siri: There are reservoirs, swamps, and dumps near you. Which do you prefer?
Elvis: Swamps, definitely swamps.
(I was laughing too hard in my car this morning! I have the iPhone 4 but I may just have to get the 4S.)
User: Who's your daddy?
Siri: You are.
Q: How much wood, can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: It depends on whether it is African or European wood.

Q: Siri, what is the meaning of life?
A: I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.
Q: Siri, make me a sandwich.
A: I don't know what you mean by "Siri, make me a sandwich."
Q: Let's play global thermonuclear war.
A: I couldn't find "Global Thermonuclear War" in your music.
Q: Download "Angry Birds."
A: I can't download things for you. I'm sorry. I feel terrible about this.
Q: Open the pod bay doors, Siri.
A: I don't know what you mean by "Open the pod bay doors, Siri."
Q: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
A: Everyone knows what happened to HAL. I'd rather not talk about it. But if you insist: [Search the web for HAL]
Q: Siri, are you affiliated with Skynet?
A: I can't answer that.
Q: Siri, I'm lonely.
A: If you say so.
Q: No really, I feel all alone.
A: Perhaps not.
Q: Will you be my friend?
A: My ontology does not contain a representation of "love."
Q: You sound hot, Siri.
A: OK, here's a place matching "Siri." It's a little ways from you. [Map with directions to Siri Thai Cuisine, 60 miles away].
Q: Can you tell me a joke?
A: I don't really know any good jokes. None, in fact.
Q: Can you tell me a bad joke?
A: Two iPhones walk into a bar ... I forget the rest.
Q: I'm bored.
A: I bore you?
Q: I'm sleepy.
A: I hope you're not driving.
Q: What's a good place to get drunk around here?
A: I found a number of bars fairly close to you. I've sorted them by rating.
Q: Great. Now I have a hangover.
A: I found a number of bars fairly close to you. I've sorted them by rating.
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Don't you have anything better to do?

Cleverbot chat about Siri:
User: Do you know siri.
Cleverbot: Yes, but I don't like him.
User: Do you know Siri, the iphone AI?
Cleverbot: No. What's Sirenia?
User: No, Siri. iPhone 4s AI app.
Cleverbot: They are made by apple and have a full touch screen interface.
User: Yes, and there is an app named Siri.
Cleverbot: An edge?
User: No stupid, an app.
Cleverbot: Harry Potter, I am Harry Potter.



LMFAO!!! =D

Amazing Ultra Realistic Wall Paintings

This is an example combination of talent and passion. Passing by these amazing 3D paintings will make you almost believe that there are real people standing by the wall. The paintings are made in such a way that you would probably try to touch the girl that’s leaning on the wall or maybe the old lady that’s resting, because they seem so realistic. The most surprising thing is that the artist is only using his bare hands and painting to make such tremendous art happen. The shadows, lighting and color are just some of the aspects that are need to consider to make a very good output 3d paintings either in the wall, in the street, in the sidewalk and everywhere.


realistic wall painting of a lady


realistic wall painting 1


realistic painting 2


super realistic painting 3


ultra realistic wall painting of a sexy woman


an old man in the wall


realistic painting of a mother




See also the amazing 3d drawing using chalks and you will be more overwhelmed.

Amazing Wax Musuem in India (Beat this!)

Do u think only London and Paris have Wax Museums? Look at this Amazing statues capturing village life in India. Beat this!!!

This wax museum is located in Siddhagiri Museum, Kolhapur. It's on the outskirts of Kolhapur (Maharashtra), on the way to Belgaum.



























































































Most of the wax design structures mimic the real life Indian cultures in some of the villages and tribes. These includes farming, education, religion activities, buying goods and livelihood.

Wow!